Limerick # 19 (26 votes)Winner of The Troll Limerick Contest: Martin Calderwood (Utah/USA)
Two Headed Tribute
A Troll stood by sadly for hours
Near where'd been two shiny bright towers
With hot tears in his eye
He could not understand why
Yet he hurt with the world's greatest powers.
Trolls come from lands far and near
Through legends and myth they appear
But right now, Today!
To the GREAT USA
They wish comfort and love without fear!
Limerick # 2 (4 votes)
My husband he went for a stroll
To the mailbox where he found a troll
He guessed the connection,
Twas for my collection
And, wow, did his eyes start to roll!
Limerick # 4 (4 votes)
In the deepest of rills in the mountains
near the wildest of clear water fountains
Live the wonderful Trolls
In their safe, cozy holes
And in the sun they will rarely come outin!
Limerick # 9 (2 votes)
Trolls are the stuff of-which legend is made
Whether at home or while out on a raid
So if you are out there
In the cold Scandia air
Be cautious but never afraid.
Limerick # 10 (2 votes)
With a Nyform you get a great friend
A Troll upon which you'll depend
With a smile or a wink
All your troubles they'll sink
And heartbreaks and sorrows doth end
Limerick # 11 (2 votes)
Some say that all trolls deal in charms
That are likely to do good folk harm
But mine never do
For they smile the day through
And greet me with wide open arms
Limerick # 1(1 vote)
There once was a troll from Australia
Who felt that his clothes were a failure
So he went on the net
To the "The Troll Shop" (you bet!)
Where he found all the best troll regalia.
Limerick # 3 (1 vote)
Tribute to Grieg
To find a Troll sometimes is hard
In mountains or in your backyard.
Though live trolls are rare
You should never dispare
'Cuz there's always the songs of Edvard!
Limerick # 13 (1 vote)
There once was a Belgium troll,
who want to become a real doll.
Her nose was to long,
her smell was to strong.
And so the end became a flat fall.
Limerick # 18 (1 vote)
Anders the name of a troll man
His TrollNews and figures lift this fan>
The Trollscope gives hope,
And his notes help us cope.
Could he be from a Secret Troll clan??
Limerick # 5
The music of Trolls when on key
From Scandia is heard sea to sea
In these measures quite rare
there is none to compare
But in music it's 'all Grieg' to me!
Limerick # 6
It's fun when you think of a Troll
Be they Tolkenish, Nyform or droll
Be they big as a house
or a small as a mouse
They're all fun to have and to hol'
Limerick # 7
The most realistic trolls are the Nyform
To the ones found in legend they conform
They have greater detail
And they sell at retail
And their 'Troll News" is there to inform!
Limerick # 8
Trolls come from Norway and Sweden
But they were in the Garden of Eden
For if Adam and Eve
Were both truly deceived
It took a Troll, not a snake to Believe in!
Limerick # 12
I've heard said that trolls are no good
Coz they skulk under rocks and in woods
But mine stay at home
They prefer not to roam
And would say so if only they could!
Limerick # 14
There once lived a troll
With a very scary smile
He had only one eye
And a breath
That you could smell it for a mile.
Limerick # 15
There was a time we didn't know
About a shaggy rough-haired soul
But once in the fountains
And deep in the mountains
We found a troll named Oslo
Limerick # 16
There once was a troll from New Brunswick
Whose toes were as long as a yardstick
While picking his toe jam
Which smelled quite like stale spam
He discovered that he could just lick it
Limerick # 17
To make up a poem that's a limerick
With Trolls in you need to be quite quick
From the Billy Goats Gruff
To Peer Gynt playing rough
I've attempted so many I feel sick!!
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