By
Martin Calderwood
The crisp shock of frigid arctic air stung the face of the miserable
creature as he kicked his sled forward over the eternally frozen, snow
splattered ground of the farthest reaches of the country humans called Norway.
At this time of year it did not matter what time of day he traveled,
the dim light of the two heavenly orbs always seemed to cast an eerie cris-cross
of shadows as first one than the other sent real or reflected light through
the small, short-lived gaps of the burgeoning young storm so common to the
season. Up ahead lay a stunted village of eight or ten perpetually
frozen, steep roofed hovels that passed for houses this far North.
It was a village so far removed from civilization it would never appear
on any map and only a very few knew it existed.
Fewer cared. It was a
village that held a breed of being that was at best uncomfortable around the
usual denizens of the countryside and beyond. The
approaching visitor knew that no one on the face of the planet would care or
even notice if one or all of the inhabitants of this so called village or its
surrounding plots (which a few even hardier souls called farms or ranches)
vanished. This was especially so
since the primary products were alluvial rock and glacial ice.
Most of the village occupants were stone cutters or stone artists
who’s native skill was sought by a few on the open market and elsewhere.
Others were hunters or fisherman who fed the village and traded their
grizzly byproducts on the edge of society for those things they could not make
themselves. A few, as
mentioned, coaxed out a meager bit of food from the near dead land during the
few months of the year when life awakened. Still
others harvested the scrawny vegetation that grew locally to help keep the
animals alive during the harsh winter months.
The inhabitants depended on each other yet remained aloof from each
other and the rest of the world.
As the cold and heavily bundled creature approached the edge of the town
he passed a small coral full of sheep, goats and a handful of despondent elk
all huddled together awaiting placidly whatever fate held in store for them.
It was a sign of the upcoming warmer weather that they were even
outside. In life or in death they
would provide some of the needs for the village. The sledder paused his steady
pushing allowing the sled to glide past with only the hissing of the runners
on the snow. His passing caused not the slightest murmur among the stock.
Still his stomach growled as he passed the easy prey.
“Soon.” he thought licking his lips, “soon.”
Coasting several feet to a stop the visitor looked carefully around at
the crude houses focusing briefly on each.
No sign of anything living caught his eyes. Even the smoke that
whispered from the low chimneys seemed to crawl lazily upward into the cloud
filtered light before it vanished among them.
He glanced casually at the horizon where the sun hung low in the sky
and gave a brief smile as he noted the moonlight filtering through the clouds.
Satisfied that he could pass undetected he kicked off on a slow silent
course through the village. He
was confident that his passing would not disturb the village occupants even
though it was the middle of the night. However,
if anyone saw or even smelled him there would be no small stir among
these isolated citizens of the North.
Besides, there was no other way to easily get to his final destination
by dawn.
It was not these poor wretches he was interested in, his target was in
an even more remote spot about 3 kilometers outside of town to the North.
The traveler kicked off softly, an ironic smile forming on his rough
lips.
“If
this one were to die,” he thought speculatively about the hunter he was
going toward, “no one would miss him until summer, not even his own
neighbors.”
In
a matter of moments he was passed the village moving silently toward the
distant homestead. He licked his lips in anticipation of what was to come while
increasing his pace knowing his own scent would linger if he did not hurry.
With the village behind him he relaxed,
pleased that his carefully selected timing had come to such a
successful head. Cold days and bad weather had cooperated as if they had been
part of the conspiracy of surprise from the beginning. Still it had been a very uncomfortable and tiring journey
even for one as healthy and strong as he was.
Fourteen days on a trail that would vanish suddenly and then reappear
unexpectedly a few dozen meters later. Fourteen
days through remote, untrackable territory.
Fourteen days that challenged even his tough hide with cold and
occasional winds that penetrated to the bone.
He ate sparingly. A bit of
dried meat, some fresh water kept close to his body to keep it from becoming
too frozen and some dried fruit and nuts were all he wanted not wanting to
spoil the feast that he anticipated at the end of his journey.
He pushed on knowing that
he still had to leave the area after completing his mission because his kind
was not too welcome on even the most friendly of visits to this god forsaken
area. He was not sure if it was
the overall churlish nature of these folks or their clannishness or just bad
blood between them and that which was civilized that drove them this far out
but he did know that any reminder outside their own ways could be met with
deadly reprisal. He did not even
pretend to understand all these prejudices but he knew what he held in store
for the stonecutter/hunter he was moving toward would be considered
treacherous by even these villagers.
He looked back at
his path cut in the snow and frowned then looked skyward and squinted.
As if it was written into a script the sky began changing, the clouds
darkened adding an ominous feel to the silence of the land.
By the time he had traveled another kilometer every sign of his passing
had vanished in the deepening, wet snow.
As he turned back from admiring the storm’s furious efforts his eyes
fell upon the foot long wrapped bundle tied securely to his own gear.
He smiled a toothy grin as he anticipated the use of its especially
sharpened contents.
The blowing storm added to the gloom as it imposed it’s darkness over
the region bringing to the landscape a surreal appearance where every craggy
rock and ice encrusted object gave the appearance of an unfortunate troll who
had been caught unprepared. He
knew that no true troll would go out into the elements unprepared for it’s
cruelest onslaughts. Even those
breeds that could be turned to stone by one or more of the elements could
brave their worst enemy in the worst conditions if they took the time to think
and prepare. Only when they were
tricked or rushed on a task they thought more important than life did they
fall victim to things thought to be common occurrences.
Even though he was out in the middle of a world that would destroy him
without feeling he knew he would never be found among the frozen forms left
over as the Spring blossomed. Still
he had taken every precaution and if anything ill did befall him or keep him
from accomplishing his intent it would not be his fault.
With less than a kilometer left to reach his goal he was not worried
about his survival but he was concerned about the possibility of failure.
All his careful planning now depended on his continued luck which he
knew was always fleeting. For his plan to be effective the surprise had to be complete.
Just as important was the fact that his stay had to be short to avoid
any unnecessary danger like getting caught by the neighbors.
If that was not bad enough there was always the even more treacherous
return trip home that he had to consider.
To be safe his departure would be during the day and there would be
less chance of being spotted by the villagers.
This would help him avoid a roundabout path of 10 or so kilometers over
still rougher terrain than he had traveled already.
This path, to the North, would
be the only option left
to take if he was spotted. He
knew the further North he went, the greater the chance was of him becoming a
permanent addition to the landscape. Failure
in this awesome wasteland was not an option.
If he stayed within his time table and his luck held he knew all would
be well.
After making several minor course adjustments he started his approach to
the remote farm from downwind. His
keen wilderness trained senses began to detect the rich scent of home fire
smoke about a half of a kilometer away from his goal. Shortly thereafter he caught the flicker of a softly lit home
in the now pitch black shroud of the stormy dawn.
He slowed and came to a silent stop studying the scene with the eyes of
a skilled predator, he was somewhat disappointed that the home’s occupant
was still up but he was here and stealth was now his best friend.
Silently he kicked his sled to within a hundred feet of the home and
again glided to a stop well within the wooded area he had used to cover his
approach. Peering cautiously
between the trees he watched a shadow move inside the house.
With a shake of his shaggy head he settled back on his haunches to
wait. To complete the surprise,
enduring the cold and discomfort for a short time would be worth it.
He smiled as he imagined the shock and amazement that would manifest
itself on the hovel owner’s face when he awoke and recognized this visitor
standing beside the bed, knifes in hands.
Idly he reached up and
carefully removed the bundle from its securing
strap. With barely
restrained anticipation he gently unrolled the sealskin wrap that had held the
contents he had so carefully transported to this site.
Inside he found three razor sharp knives each skillfully set in a
carved horn handle. Almost
reverently he picked up the ‘skinner’.
The slightly curved tapered blade, sharp on both sides, had always been
his favorite. With this jewel he
could remove the hide from even the toughest old beast with near professional
artistry. If done right, the
slashing and cutting of connecting tissue could be minimized as the knife
glided along the thin connecting layer between muscle and skin.
A skin removed by such a knife would always fetch a high trade
regardless of the species. Included
in the trio of blades was a long thick knife used to cut tendon and gut.
The heavy serrated edge could saw through small bones and remove the
meat and heavier tissue from a body. The
third knife was sharp and used to slice the muscle into usable pieces.
Smiling he re-wrapped the bundle and squatted staying low so he could
see without being seen.
An hour passed, he was growing cold and the possibility of turning into
a huge ice block was becoming a reality.
He stood wondering if his plan was somehow flawed.
He debated bursting into the cabin yelling in surprise and doing what
he had come so far to do. Slapping his arms he walked out away from the cabin getting
the kinks and stiffness out of his aging joints as the sun began its slow
climb of a new day. He turned
back a few moments later and was rewarded with the site of the light from the
cabin beginning to go down. Inside
he knew that the lamps were being shut down and soon the fire would be banked
in order to conserve fuel while maximizing the fires warming effect as the
brightest part of the day was slept away.
With a huff of steaming breath he picked up the bundle and stuffed it
into one of the deep pockets of his coat.
He waited until all the windows in the house were heavily curtained and
then a little longer for good measure.
It was surprising how silently he could move for someone of his size but
nary a sound could be heard as he slipped across the yard to the door.
Without hesitation he lifted the catch softly and pushed in. The door
whispered open for who would need a lock this far from civilization.
The warm shock of air nearly stopped him in his track as his system
absorbed the shock of the sudden change.
He resisted the urge to rub his arms and move near the fire where the
heat would cause pools of water to appear soaking the bear hide cover that lay
warm and invitingly close. He was
also all but overpowered by the smell that burst into his nostrils like an
explosion of gas on his nasal passages and taste buds.
Body odors, new and old cooked food, fire smells and his own steaming
dampness swirled in and out of his awareness like a twister on the ocean.
He stifled the urge to cough, to gasp and to groan as he pulled the
bundle out and held it in his hands in anticipation of the surprise.
He listened intently and was rewarded by the sound of a slumber in the
back room, a room nestled up against the hill to give it the maximum
protection from the elements. A
room with a natural sound proofing and thus the perfect room to sleep.
He walked slowly passed the pantry area and noted fresh rolls.
His stomach growled slightly. Realizing
how hungry he was he removed his gloves and
grabbed a roll Greedily he ate it than another and another.
He washed it down with a picture of cream he found nearby.
It was if the old one anticipated his arrival and left the food out for
him but he knew that this could not be, he had planned things so well and the
old one had no reason to expect him now.
Stepping lightly he entered the room.
For as big as he was he could move quite silently. His eyes quickly
adapted to the dimness as they focused on the low rough wood bed upon which
the figure slept with what appeared to several old hides covering him.
The slow rise and fall of these covers told him what he wanted to know
as he took another step forward bringing him completely into the room.
With a grin he took out the bundle of knives and lifted it over his head
taking careful aim as he did.
“Gotcha!” he roared as he sent the bundle hard into the sleepers
mid-section.
Awakening in near panic the occupant bellowed and rolled hard to his
left off the bed. Crashing to the
floor the startled sleeper knocked over a crude stand he had next to the bed.
The bundle of knives flew high into the air and was snagged easily by
the visitor who began to laugh.
“Gotcha.” he repeated though almost gasping for air as he watched
the bedroom occupant struggle to his feet.
“Charlie?” the voice was gruff and a little shakey. “Charlie!
I will rip your heart out
and eat it with dinner.”
“Only if you can slow yours down.
You know Thok, for a Troll you sure scare easily.”
The Troll glared at the man and growled. “If your kind were feared and hunted by the majority of you
humans you would jump too is someone burst in while you were in the middle of a
great dream!”
“Trolls dream?” said Charlie wiping his eyes.
Thok looked at him and shook his head.
“Shows what you know. We
not come North because we like cold. We
come to stay away from your kind and their bigger cities.
Trolls in cities have to hide at day.
We come here to be safe and I come here to be safer.
How you pass village and come here without warning and why?”
“To surprise you old friend. I
worked it out perfectly over the last few weeks ever since I knew I was coming.
I tracked the storms and left with plenty of time yet I was still caught
in that storm outside. I really
hate this cold weather but this coat you made did the trick.
What kind of hide was it?
“Moose. Two hides to make it long enough for you and have some for
hat. What’d you throw at
me?”
Charlie looked at the bundle in his hand. “A gift. To
say ‘thank you’. He again
tossed the bundle. This time it was
deftly caught by the four foot tall troll.
Thak easily undid the bundle and unrolled the contents.
His eyes sparkled as he carefully picked up one than the other.
“They’re perfect.”
Charlie smiled. “Has your
heart slowed down?”
“Yes.” he said smiling a broad toothed grin. “I was not expecting
you for a few days. I have nothing
made to eat, just rolls and cream.”
“I can wait. Besides, I
already ate your rolls. You
are the best cook in the village. Let’s
get some sleep and if you don’t mind I will lie next to the fire until my
bones warm up. I have to
leave in two mornings or I will miss my ship.
I just hope none of your neighbors come by to visit”
Thak nodded and threw Charlie an extra hide blanket. With an exaggerated
sigh he donned his own heavy hooded
coat to protect him from any possible stray beams of sun and opened the door.
“Fine.” He grumbled. “You
sleep next to meat I go get now. I
hope you like elk body as pillow.”
“I like.” rumbled
Charley as he pulled off his boots. “It
is better than rocks. Oh, I
forgot, you like rock pillows. Good
day, old friend. I will see you
tonight.”
Laughing Thak walked out into the dreary stormy morning while Charlie
shook his head and began to remove his travel clothes.
It was going to be a very enjoyable surprise visit.
Final Note: Well, what did you think? I got quite a chuckle. All the time I was reading I thought the traveler was the troll out to reap revenge on the poor settler. Martin asked me to help ‘set up’ the story and it was quite fun to add those last few words about “good or bad” things at your door. I look forward to hearing from you. I hope you all have an exciting and wonderful month.
Grandpa Carl